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The relatability trap: Selling the ordinary candidate

Jacqueline Lee - August 30, 2026

The Cutting Edge of Chipmunk Control

OpinionPierre Fuller - February 18, 2008

I'm writing from my cellblock at the UC Center in Washington, D.C., where I T.A. for undergrads interning in our nation's capital. I...

Senate: ‘When America Calls, We Answer (Its Phone).’

OpinionEditorial Board - February 18, 2008

The U.S. Senate passed a bill that expands the government's eavesdropping capabilities and grants immunity to any telephone company that lets government officials...

Sex-Bots: The Machines Will Rise

OpinionKevin Pease - February 18, 2008

In general, technology ruins life for everyone. First, mankind created nuclear weapons strong enough to destroy the Earth a hundred times over. Then...

ACLU Sticks a Pink Slip Up Homophobic Principal

OpinionAE Anteater - February 18, 2008

Half the fun of college is finding out who you really are by joining clubs, organizations, fraternities or sororities around campus. These groups...

Public NewSense

OpinionJeannette Brown - February 18, 2008

Thumbs up for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. The best journalists in fake news made it through a string of very funny shows...

Editorial: Don’t Be Apathetic. Read This.

EditorialsEditorial Board - January 26, 2020

New U ed board offers a plan for UCI (and you) to stop sucking at everything. It may or may not involve Amitabh Bacchan looking way cooler than you.

FCC Ain’t Bringing Sexy Back to the Super Bowl

OpinionKevin Pease - February 11, 2008

I don't know, but it involves nipples. Read on!

Editorial: Don’t be Apathetic. Read this.

EditorialsEditorial Board - January 26, 2020

Ask yourself: Have you ever complained about UC Irvine? Campus parking? The bike ban on Ring Mall? The lack of school spirit? Have...

Webopoly to World: Resistance is Futile

OpinionDaniel Johnson - February 11, 2008

War is peace; freedom is slavery; ignorance is strength.

FCC Ain’t Bringing Sexy Back to the Super Bowl

OpinionKevin Pease - February 11, 2008

Last Sunday's Super Bowl thrilled audiences because it was one of the greatest showdowns in football history. The excitement of the game rushed...

Which Came First, the Chicken or the Cage-Free Egg?

OpinionDan Dooros - February 11, 2008

Administrator replies to last week's accusation of bureaucratic sucktitude.

Drawn and Quoted

OpinionJeannette Brown - February 11, 2008

Douchebag of the Week: 'If I fought on

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News

New Swan Theatre houses first-ever New Swan Science Faire

New University Features - September 3, 2026

Behind the research in UC Irvine’s MESH Lab

New University Features - September 3, 2026

Has software engineering curriculum and recruitment changed after generative AI?

New University Features - August 31, 2026

Entertainment

Has Weezer released their best album in over a quarter-century?

Entertainment Writer - September 5, 2026

Pageant of the Masters: A spectacle in stillness

Entertainment Writer - September 3, 2026

Clarkson and her band feel the love at Vegas residency

Entertainment Writer - August 29, 2026

Sports

Women’s Soccer falls 2-0 to Washington State

Sports Writer - September 2, 2026

UC Irvine Women’s Track and Field adds six transfers

Jack Fedor - August 30, 2026

UC Irvine Women’s Tennis 2025-26 season

Milo Cramer - August 22, 2026

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