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Webopoly to World: Resistance is Futile

War is peace; freedom is slavery; ignorance is strength.

Editorial: Don’t be Apathetic. Read this.

Ask yourself: Have you ever complained about UC Irvine? Campus parking? The bike ban on Ring Mall? The lack of school spirit? Have...

Which Came First, the Chicken or the Cage-Free Egg?

Administrator replies to last week's accusation of bureaucratic sucktitude.

FCC Ain’t Bringing Sexy Back to the Super Bowl

Last Sunday's Super Bowl thrilled audiences because it was one of the greatest showdowns in football history. The excitement of the game rushed...

Prison Break: Gaza Wall vs. National Will

Something about Gaza.

Drawn and Quoted

Douchebag of the Week: 'If I fought on

Al-Asi on Israel: Yes, He Really Said That

Something about speeches about Gaza. Great Satan makes a cameo appearance!

Education, You’ve Been Terminated

The American dream is evaporating before our very eyes. Our infrastructure needs attention badly, as epitomized by the ravages of Hurricane Katrina. Our...

Televangelist Declares Holy War on Senate ‘Stickler’

Iowa Republican Senator Chuck Grassley may not be the hippest cat in town (or the most logical), but he hardly deserves to have...

I.D. Rakes it in and Gets Rake in Face

Every so often, a group will try to promote its cause and give itself the proverbial rake in the face. The pointy end...

‘Obamaniacs’ Clamor for Change at UCI

A few days ago, Senator Ted Kennedy endorsed Barack Obama by stating that 'it's time again for a new generation of leadership.' He...

Chemerinsky Today, Gitmo Tomorrow

The firing and re-hiring of Erwin Chemerinsky as founding dean of the UC Irvine Donald Bren School of Law was used to silence...

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