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Don’t Give the Dog a Clone

RNL Bio, a Seoul-based biotech firm, recently received its first order from a woman in California. The product is a genetic clone of...

Dayan Talks Middle East to Me

Jacob Dayan, the consul general of Israel, visited UC Irvine last Thursday to speak about the Middle East. He compared terrorist organizations like...

‘Let Him Speak’: Mutual Mistrust Fuels M.E. Strife

'Let him speak,' Israeli General Consul Jacob Dayan implored the audience members as they booed a question from a student, who said Israel's...

Rock On, ‘Rock Star’!

A shaggy-haired brunette in aviator shades is breaking a sweat as she pounds a drum set, a tall blond sporting head-to-toe American apparel...

Drawn and Quoted

Dial 1-800-Douchebag: On Feb. 19, 'Maryanne' called Bill O'Reilly's nationally syndicated radio show and shared her words of wisdom: 'Michelle Obama is an...

Public NewSense

Thumbs Up: The New York Times' didactic article about Senator John McCain's alleged affair with lobbyist Viki Isen has taped the mouth of...

UCI’s Growing Pains Double … and Triple

Yale University President Richard Levin stated his support for an estimated $600 million expansion to build two on-campus undergraduate residential colleges. Each residential...

Castro or Not, Communism Ain’t Dead Until It’s Dead

On Feb. 19, Fidel Castro announced that he would not seek to continue his reign as Cuba's Head of State. Due to longstanding...

China Spells ‘Olympic Spirit’ Without ‘Politics’

The American population's knowledge of China is normally limited to food and Jackie Chan movies. Recently, people have been talking about something different:...

U.S. Embassy Makes Fulbright Scholar Dance to ‘Secret Agent Man’

Remember those God-awful 'Agent Cody Banks' movies in which totally unsuspecting students are whisked away by black helicopters to execute some badass, secret...

Bulk Food Buying: At Width’s End

When it comes to shopping, Americans need no instruction. When it comes to eating, Americans know how to make their belts explode off...

Senate: ‘When America Calls, We Answer (Its Phone).’

The U.S. Senate passed a bill that expands the government's eavesdropping capabilities and grants immunity to any telephone company that lets government officials...

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