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Rock On, ‘Rock Star’!

A shaggy-haired brunette in aviator shades is breaking a sweat as she pounds a drum set, a tall blond sporting head-to-toe American apparel...

Drawn and Quoted

Dial 1-800-Douchebag: On Feb. 19, 'Maryanne' called Bill O'Reilly's nationally syndicated radio show and shared her words of wisdom: 'Michelle Obama is an...

Public NewSense

Thumbs Up: The New York Times' didactic article about Senator John McCain's alleged affair with lobbyist Viki Isen has taped the mouth of...

Senate: ‘When America Calls, We Answer (Its Phone).’

The U.S. Senate passed a bill that expands the government's eavesdropping capabilities and grants immunity to any telephone company that lets government officials...

Sex-Bots: The Machines Will Rise

In general, technology ruins life for everyone. First, mankind created nuclear weapons strong enough to destroy the Earth a hundred times over. Then...

ACLU Sticks a Pink Slip Up Homophobic Principal

Half the fun of college is finding out who you really are by joining clubs, organizations, fraternities or sororities around campus. These groups...

Public NewSense

Thumbs up for Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert. The best journalists in fake news made it through a string of very funny shows...

Drawn and Quoted

Most Edumacated Person of the Week: 'I know the pundits, and I know what they say: The math doesn't work out. Well, I...

The Cutting Edge of Chipmunk Control

I'm writing from my cellblock at the UC Center in Washington, D.C., where I T.A. for undergrads interning in our nation's capital. I...

Which Came First, the Chicken or the Cage-Free Egg?

Administrator replies to last week's accusation of bureaucratic sucktitude.

FCC Ain’t Bringing Sexy Back to the Super Bowl

Last Sunday's Super Bowl thrilled audiences because it was one of the greatest showdowns in football history. The excitement of the game rushed...

Prison Break: Gaza Wall vs. National Will

Something about Gaza.

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