Xenia Tashlitsky

"This is Preservation Month. I appreciate preservation. It's what you do when you run for president. You gotta preserve," said President George W. Bush. (Sadly, the Strategerer-in-Chief was speaking at a celebration of Perseverance Month.) And this is Opinion, so I gotta opine.

Clinton/Obama; Fox News; Bill Owens and gambling; Charles Rangel.

Close; Wright; Rudin; Maldow; Gibson. Elections!

Shaggin'.

My Milkshakes Bring [all] the News to the Yard.

Southwest Airlines; congressional pages; pregnant man.

Doing the McNasty: "I think, judging by the amount of press representatives here and also by the integration of your previous political endorsements in...

This week: Gone Fishin'; Crack is Whack.

The Rabid Typist

Sound the Alarmism! "Marijuana is not the recreational drug that many believe it to be. … The victims … are many

Do my shoes match my WMDS? Crazed by the dearth of donuts and the massive numbers of man-purses at the Gap, part-time fashion vigilante...

Dial 1-800-Douchebag: On Feb. 19, 'Maryanne' called Bill O'Reilly's nationally syndicated radio show and shared her words of wisdom: 'Michelle Obama is an angry...

Thumbs down: According to President George W. Bush's State of the Union Address, 'We must trust in the good heart of the American people,'...

The Rabid Typist