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Drawn and Quoted

Rumsfeld: "I stand for eight-10 hours a day. Why is [forced] standing [in interrogation] limited to four hours?"; Scalia: "You can murder anybody in the country and still not violate federal law, if you do it right."

Pull the Plug on ASUCI’s POWER Initiative

Associated Students of UC Irvine is a joke, plain and simple. It's controlled by egotistical Greeks and crammed with resume-building douchebags. For the...

Conservatives Caught between a Rock and a Summum Statue

Somewhere in Pioneer Park in Pleasant Grove, Utah is a stone statue of the Ten Commandments. The statue serves as a nice, aesthetic...

‘Wrighting’ the Wrongs: Media Coverage Doesn’t Cut It

Much has been said about Senator Barack Obama's noteworthy Philadelphia speech on race and the controversial sermons of his former pastor, Jeremiah Wright.

Full ‘Speedo’ Ahead: Be Proactive to Stop Bullies

I didn't have shorts in my luggage when I moved from Iran to Canada, and my family didn't have money set aside to buy some. That wasn't a problem until I enrolled in school and was marched off to P.E.

German Resident Goes to Gitmo

Visiting Pakistan when he was just 19 years old, Murat Kurnaz was akin to a UC Irvine student studying abroad, as he came to the country to learn about the Islamic faith directly rather than staying in Germany, where he resided.

The ‘Flob’: It’s a Not-So-Small World After All

America's collective wide ass has increased food portions and pushed the structural limits of pants. Now these wide posteriors are reshaping a classic ride from my childhood.

Take One for the Team, Clinton!

In a recent Washington Post interview, Senator Hillary Clinton made it clear that she has no intention of giving up her bid for the presidency, saying "I am committed to competing everywhere that there is an election."

Buy Bye eBay: Auction Site Snipes Itself in the Foot

If you're an eBay seller, your jaw probably dropped when you saw the latest, most heinous update to eBay's fee structure and feedback system.

Is Our Children Learning?

As a public-school teacher, Wayne Brightly had an above-average salary of $59,000 per year.

Capitalist Society Says ‘Hasta La Vista’ to Affordable Education

Capitalism is destroying itself from the inside out.

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