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THE ORACLE: Complaining that the Anteaters do not have a legitimate star athlete in the professional ranks? Your complaints may be availed come next major league baseball season.

THE HYPOTHESIS: One of the best movie lines ever is by Doug E. Doug, who played Sanka Coffie in the 1993 sports film classic "Cool Runnings." I know it's a movie about the Winter Olympics, but stay with me. Sanka, the comic relief on the Jamaican bob-sled team, walks through the snow and into a circle of athletes looking miserable from the cold and with a huge grin says the line, "I am feeling very Olympic today."

THE ORACLE: Although both teams were obliterated in their final games, the fact that each had unexpectedly successful seasons cannot go unnoticed.

BASEBALL: UCI finishes 42-18 and made its second consecutive trip the NCAA Super Regionals.

THE HYPOTHESIS: When being asked the question "Where are your cleats at?" in Italian, it sounds like this: "Dove la sua scarpini?" What? Now imagine that being yelled at you by a boisterous, middle-aged Roman soccer coach who never fully explained if he had a real job, only mentioning that he had "meetings" to attend.

The Anteaters finished with a 42-18 overall record after finishing their season in a super regional against LSU.

Sports editors offer tribute to UCI's top athletes.

BASEBALL: UCI is two wins away from the College World Series after cruising through the Nebraska Regional.

ATHLETICS: The immediate future is especially bright for both volleyball teams along with women's soccer.

BASEBALL: Chris Lopez and Dillon Bell debate their value, reveal song lyrics and confess their jealousy of Ollie.

FIGHT NIGHT: UCI fraternities and rugby team slug it out to raise money for UCI's Healthcare Center.

Caddy: Often overlooked and underappreciated, caddies play an integral role for the golfer.