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Dive Off the Fiscal Cliff

Read my lips: new taxes. Before I go into my snarky assessment of this and that and who did what and what it...

Meds For Our Mentality

Stop. Just stop. Put your pitchforks down. Cool your jets with your Facebook postings. And, for the love of humanity, stop trying to solve the guns...

The Dramatic Detriment Of The Not-So-Holy Holidays

Christmas lights have been strung off trees, while iPods fresh from their boxes are still being tapped and explored. Santa and his reindeer...

‘Django’: Hear No Evil, Speak No Evil

I have been told by some of my friends to not start this article with the “N-word.” As good an idea as that...

A Rape of Personhood

In “Fiftie Godlie and Learned Sermons,” Heinrich Bullinger writes, “Let adulteries … rapes, and incestes bee put to exile.” That was written in...

You’ll Do Us Proud, UCI

It is only a matter of time before we must begin accustoming ourselves to writing “2013” all over again, but while we still...

Life, Liberty, Lottery

Most UCI students can probably admit to having forked over a dollar or two at least once in hopes of winning millions of...

This Is The End, My Sweetest Friend

Our planet, spherical and regally blue, will be engulfed by its sun. Flames laced with radiation will stretch across space and melt our...

Forging The Final Frontier

Let’s pretend that Martians do exist. Aside from laughing it up about our whimsically inaccurate drawings of them that we’ve unquestionably adopted (green,...

High Time For Legalization

For years, marijuana prosecution has troubled a large part of the US population, ranging from smokers to law enforcement, and for good reason....

A Year in Review

If you’re reading this, most likely, the Mayans were wrong. Or, more probably, a bunch of scientific illiterates talking to the scientifically uninformed...

PMSing Hard Right Now

If you are a woman, you may have likely, at some point in your life, had someone blame “your period” for a time...

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