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“Spontaneity” is defined as behavior that is the result of impulse, not planning. I spent one year as a Boy Scout when I was in second grade. I never learned to tie complex knots or survive in the wild a la Bear Grylls, but my impressionable mind locked the motto “Be prepared” into my young memory.

One particularly memorable moment back in high school, I was walking behind this guy whose pants were sagging so low that he had to walk like a penguin in order for them not to fall down completely. At the time, I thought that it was ludicrous that he was willing to go to those lengths just to make a statement about his own identity and style.

Game of Inches Freshman goalie Jennifer Randazzo reaches for a penalty kick. UCI vs. USD == UCI Welcomes Veterans' Discussion UC Irvine hosted the Veteran Forum Thursday Nov....

Dancers SOAR A dancer performs at SOAR's grand opening. == UC Irvine plays against California Baptist on Wednesday night (11/02), taking a win of 66-54. == MECHA celebrates Day of...

I’ve probably driven by Salon Meritage more than a hundred times in my life. I can’t possibly count how many times I’ve walked right past it on my way to Main Street, or to the Shore House Café, or just to a friend’s house.

I don’t need to try very hard to convince anyone I’m a big eater. Before I became a vegetarian, I would go to Cham Sut Gol for Korean barbeque with a few of my hallmates and finish 6 platters of meat with two others. I would also occasionally go to Brandywine and devour up to 5 chicken breasts along with a ham sandwich and top it all off with a grilled cheese.

No matter which college you attend, there are always horror stories that you learn of after you move in as a freshman; murderers hiding in the closets of school buildings and haunted dorm halls, for instance. However, there is one story we freshmen are constantly warned of; a story that is even more terrifying and gruesome than all the rest because it can actually happen to us. Yes, this threat is the “freshman 15.” Cue the frightening screams and the piercing shrieks.

There are a ton of reasons to hate amusement parks. The long lines, the heat, the exorbitant price for food … But as much as you may hate being put in that situation, we ride operators hate dealing with customers who come to the park surprised that this is the experience.

My family is anything but stable. My parents were divorced when I was four, my mom hasn’t talked to my aunt since I was in high school, one of my cousins hasn’t talked to his parents in years and I refuse to talk to my older brothers. The only other family member (other than my mom) who I actually cared about was my cousin Geoff.

Sadly, autumn is partnered up with midterm season. One of my favorite seasons coupled with my least favorite time of the school year. I cannot completely focus on my studies when all I want to do is search high and low for some sense of the changing season in 80-degree Irvine. I decided to take matters in to my own hands and bring the much-needed weather change to my apartment.

By Annie Kim As college students, our busy schedules constantly keep us on-the-go. Our weekdays are spread among classes, work, study sessions, club events,...

By Marko Ocampo It’s that time of year again where  beards and mustaches are on the rise. This month is dedicated to No Shave...