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ARK Fun Day for Foster Children

Imagine a firefighter throwing water from a bucket, a chef cooking an egg or an athlete making a goal. A few of these...

More Awkwardness: What My Mother Doesn’t Know

This past week I flew home after spending a weekend at Duke University. After an excruciating four-and-a-half hour flight, my plane landed at...

Micro Celebrities

Four brunettes stand together for a picture. They wrap their arms around each other's necks and press their faces so closely together it's...

The Six Superpowers Every Woman Should Have

I was flipping through Glamour last week (a women's magazine, for people living under a rock), and amidst all of the do's (trendy...

Reflections on Dunkaroos, Star Trek and Hannah Montana

My parents just called. Shit. They're coming already. Last night we had friends over and what was originally going to be three friends...

Divine Controversy from the Vine

Many controversial plants have existed throughout history. Uptight conservatives and communist liberals argued over the pros and cons of marijuana; Lewis Carroll was...

Zot and the City: Putting the ‘Breaks’ on a Relationship

While you may be relieved to take a break during work, tapping your toes and checking your watch until you can watch that...

America’s Best Fictional Presidents

America has had some great presidents who have demonstrated great courage, vision and strength. The most obvious choices are Abraham Lincoln, George Washington,...

Earning While Learning!

This just in from the 'bad rhyming headlines' department...okay okay, it might be relevant, what the fuck do I know? W00T MONETIZATION OF EVERYTHING!

Sound the Whistle and Call a Time-Out

Human beings may also have "bodies," new study suggests.

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