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This week in Beat the Greeks: Douchebaggery makes everyone look bad, survey says

Socially Awkward Stories of a Socially Un-awkward Person

I got locked out once, and Bridget Fonda stole my turtle. OMG walking to the housing office in a towel, surely nobody has ever done that before!

America’s Best Fictional Presidents

Non-shitty real presidents thinner on the ground than non-shitty fictional ones, new poll finds. Also, counting backwards from 4 less difficult than widely believed.

UCI Speech and Debate

Every major university needs a speech and debate team. This is why Greg Yeh, a second-year criminology, law and society and Chinese double-major,...

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Bibliotherapy: The Healing Power of Books

Hark! 'Twould seem that mayhap, the mentally ill, the drug addict, yeah, even the much-feared convicted felon possess an affinity similar to the...

Winter Blues: Seasonal Affective Disorder

Do you ever find yourself lying in your bed for longer than you'd like? Do you indulge in sweets more often? Do you...

Smart Pills: Safe? Fair?

Falling asleep in class is not a new obstacle to college students today. Large classes can swell to as many as 200 students,...

A Message to the Competitive Female: Calm Down!

The female human being is one of the most feared creatures on the planet. As a woman, I would be the first to...

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