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Divine Controversy from the Vine

Many controversial plants have existed throughout history. Uptight conservatives and communist liberals argued over the pros and cons of marijuana; Lewis Carroll was...

Micro Celebrities

Four brunettes stand together for a picture. They wrap their arms around each other's necks and press their faces so closely together it's...

The Six Superpowers Every Woman Should Have

I was flipping through Glamour last week (a women's magazine, for people living under a rock), and amidst all of the do's (trendy...

Earning While Learning!

This just in from the 'bad rhyming headlines' department...okay okay, it might be relevant, what the fuck do I know? W00T MONETIZATION OF EVERYTHING!

Sound the Whistle and Call a Time-Out

Human beings may also have "bodies," new study suggests.

Freshly Squeezed Gossip: The Sour Grapes of JuicyCampus.com

This week in Beat the Greeks: Douchebaggery makes everyone look bad, survey says

Socially Awkward Stories of a Socially Un-awkward Person

I got locked out once, and Bridget Fonda stole my turtle. OMG walking to the housing office in a towel, surely nobody has ever done that before!

America’s Best Fictional Presidents

Non-shitty real presidents thinner on the ground than non-shitty fictional ones, new poll finds. Also, counting backwards from 4 less difficult than widely believed.

Zot and the City: Putting the ‘Breaks’ on a Relationship

While you may be relieved to take a break during work, tapping your toes and checking your watch until you can watch that...

America’s Best Fictional Presidents

America has had some great presidents who have demonstrated great courage, vision and strength. The most obvious choices are Abraham Lincoln, George Washington,...

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