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Battling Loneliness: Coming Out On Top

CNN recently published a story that claims a number of adolescents go through a period of intense loneliness. I couldn’t agree more. The...

How to Ditch The Stubborn Red Bull Blues: Advice for Zombie Anteaters

The only thing between our summer break and us is the minefield of exams and final papers. Good thing there’s a secret weapon...

Intimate Inquiries

Dear K&E, I am recently single and most of my friends are too. We have tried dating different guys and so...

The Waiting Game

Few statements are more insulting to the intelligence than “Abstinence is the only sure way to prevent unwanted pregnancy.” What do marketers expect the...

Burn, Baby Burn

Hello, my name is Amanda, and I¡¯m a work-a-holic. My first twenty-unit quarter was last spring.  It was my most successful quarter to date,...

Listen Up Closely: Mastering the Fine Art of Really Being An Eavesdropper

In a world without eavesdropping, the female black-capped chickadee would not be unfaithful to her mate (see footnote for explanation)*. In a world...

Double Down

When speaking of the next big thing, it is often said that this is “the best thing since sliced bread.” But really, what’s...

Intimate Inquiries

Dear K&E, I’m really interested in this guy. We’ve been hanging out and getting pretty close, but then I found out he’s dating someone....

Blame It On the A-A-A-A-A-Alcohol

The sunlight streams in through your window, waking you from restless slumber. You sit up, head pounding and stomach churning, and reach for...

“How You Gonna Love Someone?” How RuPaul Is Right About Love

With the past few columns I’ve written, I feel like all I’ve done is complain about my body and life, which is what...

More Bang for Your Books

As fundamental to the college experience as top ramen and weekly all-nighters, course book buyback is an entity both loved and despised by...

All Made Up

Revlon. Maybelline. Cover Girl. Rimmel. These are just a few of the brands that fill rows and rows of overly lit shelves in...

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