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Bikes, Brothers and Burritos

The urban underground movement known as The Burrito Project has taken to Santa Ana. Spearheaded by a group of friends at UC Irvine,...

Alternative Fuel Car Race

Last Sunday, a group of UCI engineering students took home first place at the first annual UCI Energy Invitational with their compressed natural...

Dear Professors: We Were Wrong

As the academic year comes to a close, I’d like to take a moment to apologize to our professors. I’d like to apologize,...

Intimate Inqueries

Dear K&E, Recently my girlfriend has asked to spend less time together. She wants to hang out and talk on the phone less....

Battling Loneliness: Coming Out On Top

CNN recently published a story that claims a number of adolescents go through a period of intense loneliness. I couldn’t agree more. The...

How to Ditch The Stubborn Red Bull Blues: Advice for Zombie Anteaters

The only thing between our summer break and us is the minefield of exams and final papers. Good thing there’s a secret weapon...

Biblical Tales Proven?

On April 25, 2010, a team of Chinese Christians held a press conference in Hong Kong announcing their discovery of Noah’s Ark. The...

The Perks of Solo Sweating: Working Out Sans Gym-Buddy Discomfort

Since I started writing this column, I’ve had many friends offer to work out with me. However, I have a secret: I already...

Caffeine Addiction

I’ve been obsessed with caffeine since my junior year of high school. It started as a way to bond with my father, as...

Burn, Baby Burn

Hello, my name is Amanda, and I¡¯m a work-a-holic. My first twenty-unit quarter was last spring.  It was my most successful quarter to date,...

Listen Up Closely: Mastering the Fine Art of Really Being An Eavesdropper

In a world without eavesdropping, the female black-capped chickadee would not be unfaithful to her mate (see footnote for explanation)*. In a world...

Double Down

When speaking of the next big thing, it is often said that this is “the best thing since sliced bread.” But really, what’s...

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