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I Was Cheated On

When I first heard Elin Nordegren chased Tiger Woods with a golf club after finding out about his numerous affairs, my first thought...

Become One With Your Fellow UCI Students: Fitting In Around Campus

UCI students are varied and unique, but there are some experiences we can’t all help but share. Usually I’d give you a how-to...

Babies And Books: A Proud Parent’s Diary

You should know that I appreciate your invitations. I’m sure Saturday night’s fiesta was killer and I totally understand that the teach-ins, book...

‘OK’ is a Ninja!

Studies show that people use their Facebook profiles  to present themselves in exceedingly favorable lights. Our profile pictures portray us as the paragon...

Beastly Beauty Ideas

Women around the world spend gargantuan amounts of money to enhance their physical features. Whether they desire augmented breasts, height, or even a...

The Mark of Sarcasm

Bibliophiles, intimate friends of Strunk and White and those who know how to properly punctuate “Eats, Shoots and Leaves,” hearken to me now:...

Newport Restaurant Week

Once in a while, something about the moment in which we live demands a shift in the way we eat. A previously unappreciated or unknown type of food gets swept, usually with a few modifications, into the culinary limelight because something about it resonates with the bigger picture.

Life, Love and Lust

Hey Sandy, So there’s this girl I met over the weekend. We had a good time and what not. We planned another date which...

Interns: Currency of the Capitol And Little Minions to People In Charge

Anyone who takes college seriously can attest to the importance of internships, whether you’re an engineering major or a studio art buff.  D.C....

Intimate Inquiries

Dear Sandy, There’s this boy in my econ class. He often tutors me and he recently started inviting me to his house to study....

Terrible Tween Television

On the deck of a luxurious cruise liner, a party scene is being played out: Regal ice sculptures line the tables, caviar is...

Grrrrrl Power: The Reason We Love and Hate Feminist Power Anthems

Hidden in the depths of our iTunes are songs we never like to admit to listening, but we believe it’s time to turn...

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