Girl One: Who is Boy George?
Girl Two: Isn't he George Bush's son?
— Gateway Commons
Overheard by: Stephanie N. Van Ginkel
"It's frightening. I scare small...
You remember back in middle school and high school when the student government elections were popularity contests? Consider the ASUCI elections a glorified popularity contest. Except while in middle school and high school the student governments dealt mostly with dances and charity events, the ASUCI elections actually affect our environment on campus, our student life and even tuition.
The Freshness and The Swagger were invited to be pro's for a day and, as you may have expected, we took full advantage of the opportunity. Thank you, Dodger gods.
Phi Gamma Fraternity hosted the "Irvine Fun Run" last Saturday and raised $3000 for the Adolescent and Young Adult Cancer Research Program, part of Children's Hospital of Orange County.
Who doesn't love food? It's a bit hard not to dig digging in when your life depends on it. Plus, food's just delicious. So what can be said about it? A fascinating, underrated place births it: the land. Without food, we can't do business, play piano, tune into "America's Next Top Model" or defend against telemarketing solicitations. As a consumer species, we are indefinitely and inextricably bound to the land. Without food, we are nothing. Now grab my hand, and we'll take a waltz down the history of food in modern times.
