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IPHONE: A new app allows users to alter their face, giving a new meaning to “doing work.”

I felt 6 inches tall before I could stand 5 feet 2 inches. I used to think I was a coward more than I ever thought of myself as a victim. In my mind, being a victim meant I couldn’t handle my problems. I didn’t want to accept that I wasn’t capable of fixing them. I wanted to be tough. I wanted to be solid.

VOICES: A meeting held by the UC Commission for the Future reveals the concerns of students and faculty.

MEMORIAL: Could Facebook get any creepier? When a user passes, his page becomes a memorial.

CLUB: A recent tournament foreshadows UCI Mock Trial’s successful season to come.

DRUGS: With concerns about date-rape drugs, we investigate whether getting ‘roofied’ is a real problem at UCI.

DRIVING: Researchers at UC Irvine have discovered that bad driving could be related to your genes.

I was a firm believer of the “match-made-in-heaven” theory. After watching a cornucopia of fairy-tale inspired movies, I’ve rejected that theory. You aren’t magically bestowed with a Babylon candle that will suddenly take you to the ruins of a fallen star. You can’t just randomly fall in love with that star and end up getting married.

Sometimes, when I engage myself in sexual behavior, I like to wear the clothes of the opposite sex and it turns me on...

“BIGGEST HOES IN UCI GREEK.” “Which fraternity has the best-looking guys?” “Best sorority girl?” “Top Frat!” “Everyone is pregnant.”