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ELECTIONS: Obama wins by a landslide at UCI, yet many students' votes may not have counted.

Open discussion offers major information; nitrogen pollution shown to increase plant growth (didn't we know that one already?); international student volunteers gives opportunity to volunteer internationally; department of redundancy department gives offer to repeat self redundantly; Hillel defends Drake after denouncement from Zionists

This just in from the 'bad rhyming headlines' department...okay okay, it might be relevant, what the fuck do I know? W00T MONETIZATION OF EVERYTHING!

IRAQ: Philanthropic group on campus holds dinner and dialogue to raise money for school kits for Iraqi children.

From the 'bad puns' dept.

OBESITY: UCI Medical Center to host study of less-invasive treatment for obesity, known as VBLOC therapy.

Housing, rising tuition fees, diversity and academic preparation were among the concerns addressed with the UC Student Regents when they visited the campus...

Human beings may also have "bodies," new study suggests.

The University of California, as reiterated in the Policy on Sustainable Practices dated March 2007, is committed to 'minimizing the university's impact on...

This week in Beat the Greeks: Douchebaggery makes everyone look bad, survey says

Hark! 'Twould seem that mayhap, the mentally ill, the drug addict, yeah, even the much-feared convicted felon possess an affinity similar to the...

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