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‘Potestors’ to Police: Your Ass is Happy Grass

At precisely 4:20 a.m. on April 20, the laziest army in Colorado's history gathered in the University of Colorado's Norlin Quadrangle. Approximately 10,000...

Putting the ‘Con’ in ‘Conduct Waiver’

The U.S. Army aims to recruit 80,000 new soldiers a year.

Don’t Steal Our Papers

The April 14, 2008 issue of the New University contained several stories that could be considered controversial, especially by some members of the campus community. Shortly after its publication on Monday morning, the vast majority of these newspapers were methodically stolen.

Banking on Biking: Don’t Stop the Cycle

It seems like every rise in the price of gas elicits a familiar slew of curses and concerns from just about everyone. Last...

Biofuel Becomes ‘Unbeerable’

Two of the most important things in my life are currently in conflict in Germany: beer and the environment.

Barack Obama: Good Change from Born-Again, Bumbling Rich Kid

Here we are in the middle of another primary election. Every four years, we hear presidential hopefuls make promises that we know they...

When Good Green Goes Bad

The days of bio-fuels, at least as we know them, are numbered. In the wake of global shortages of food and increasing doubts...

Spelling “Intelligent Design” without “Intelligence”

I have yet to see Ben Stein's new movie on intelligent design, "Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed," but after seeing him do the rounds...

Obama: The Man of Many Faiths Messes Up at Messiah College

The two remaining Democratic presidential nominees

Cool Cats Don’t Do Stereotypes

Whether it's race, affiliation, gender or religion, college offers plenty of possibilities for pigeonholing. People can label you by something as small as...

Don’t Punk the Pope!

This week, Pope Benedict XVI made his first visit to the United States since the start of his papacy on April 19, 2005,...

Me Tarzan, You Jane: Study Speaks on Sex and Society

Want sex? A new study reveals that the opposite sex can tell just by looking at your face.

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