Mad, Bad, & Dangerous to Know: ...the thing that I remember most about being in first grade was that holidays were made into ridiculously big ordeals. I have spent hours with those fluorescent, rinky-dink ultra-safe scissors cutting out snowmen, jack-o-lanterns, four-leaf clovers and let's not forget the most paper-heavy holiday of them all: Valentine's Day.
Obama Administration Brings Hope to UC Research; Trend Found Between Time Commuting and Requests for Raises; Muscle and Bone Deterioration in Space Worse Than Previously Thought
Not everyone gets called a socialist and a fascist in the same day. Most people must be content with either one or the other. Achieving the dubious distinction of both labels requires a certain amount of talent. Unless, of course, you are, as I am, that most misunderstood of people: a political moderate, in which case it is a common experience.
