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How to Pull an All-Nighter

At the start of each quarter, many students tell themselves, “This will be the quarter where I don’t procrastinate!” Friends, I admire your optimism and tenacity, but I also won’t fault you if you find yourself scrambling yet again.

Inside the UCLA Protest

Protesting students begin to sing “We Will Overcome;” moments later, they were arrested by police.

Mashed Potatoes, Turkey and Green Beans: Making Leftovers Yummy

I don’t know about you guys, but Thanksgiving is one of my favorite holidays. Not because of the four-day weekend, and not because of the chance to see your entire family crammed into a small three-room townhouse. Forget all that. When I look down at my plate and see enough mashed potatoes, turkey, green beans and gravy to feed a small, impoverished country, that’s when I get the warm holiday fuzzies.

Turkey ‘Friends’

I can’t remember the last time my family and I had a turkey at Thanksgiving. My grandpa isn’t a fan of turkey so we’d have different types of meat instead. “But turkey is the traditional Thanksgiving food!” people will say to me when they hear this. People also gasp when they hear that my family has mixed opinions on pumpkin pie, so we have other pies and desserts instead.

Retail Slave For You

I can vividly recall the worst day of my life as a working adult. My alarm sounded promptly at 5:00 a.m. The sky was still dark, and I dreaded the day ahead. The reason for this dread is a feeling that any retail employee can understand: I was working on Black Friday.

Old Foe, We Meet Again: When the Turkeys Steal My Birthday Thunder

There is a picture of me in the family photo album dressed as a little lady pilgrim, standing next to a little Indian boy with construction paper feathers in a construction paper headband. It was taken in 1994 when I was a wee kindergartner.

Battle of the Bulge

History books are wrong about the Battle of the Bulge. It didn’t happen in Europe during World War II; it’s happening in our homes on the fourth Thursday of every November. As Thanksgiving draws closer this year and threatens waistlines everywhere, it would be wise of us to devise a strategy to deal with this dangerous opponent. This opponent is none other than the duplicious Thanksgiving dinner. The following are the resources and attack strategies of the Thanksgiving dinner:

Hot Deals: Surviving Black Friday

Though retail sales struggle all through the year, especially in the past two or three years, Black Friday officially kicks off holiday shopping...

Intimate Inquiries

Dear Sandy, Recently, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me. After listening to his explanation, I think that I might be able...

Why I Love Thanksgiving

On Thanksgiving there has never been the rush of relatives through my door, the clanking and clinking of pots and pans or the...

Intimate Inquiries

I am interested in starting a romantic relationship with one of my close guy friends, but there is a problem. He is a...

FIG Does It Big: Helping Anteaters Express Their Own Fashion Interest

When people think of UCI, fashion does not immediately come to mind. After all, why should it? Most students don’t come here with plans to become stylists or designers. However, there are some students who plan to pursue a career in the fashion industry, no matter what major they’ll have on their diploma.

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