Justin Huft

Juvenalian Judgments: The State of the University

It’s difficult to write a last article. It’s bittersweet, terrifying and nerve-wracking to try and find the right words to leave behind. That’s the...

Mind Over Matter

I want you to picture yourself walking out of the campus counseling center. You just had a therapy session for your depression and anxiety....

Snark v. Snark: In Media We Trust? (Justin)

Time to break out your tin foil hats and Meals, Ready-to-Eat. In case you haven’t been following the news lately, the world almost ended....

Meds For Our Mentality

Stop. Just stop. Put your pitchforks down. Cool your jets with your Facebook postings. And, for the love of humanity, stop trying to solve the guns with...

‘Off Center,’ but on Target

If you like music, or theater, or dancing, or food, the Off Center Festival is for you. Every year, the Segerstrom Center for the...

A Year in Review

If you’re reading this, most likely, the Mayans were wrong. Or, more probably, a bunch of scientific illiterates talking to the scientifically uninformed were...

‘Hitman’ Just Misses the Target

I was a bit concerned about “Hitman: Absolution” at first. It wasn’t about the fact that I’ve never played a “Hitman” game in my...

ASUCI: Dissasociated

I would like to take this moment to take a break from talking about federal politics. Instead of talking about good ol’ R-Money and...

No, America: Thank You!

It’s approaching that time of year again, where all of America sits down together and gives thanks. We give thanks to one another, our...

My Sincerest Apologies, America

This week, Republicans around the world had half-masted flags for our fair leader, Romnitron. Twitter went ablaze as thousands of good conservatives threatened to...

It’s the Economy, Stupid!

This month, I painted a red slash across my door frame in hopes that the Gas Gods would pass over me. Instead, they raised...

Attack of the Super PACs!

Dear Proposition 32 proponent, I’m just going to say it like it is. You are not a smart person. I understand that I shouldn’t be...

Snark v. Snark: Religion

I don’t understand why people get so frustrated at the first mention of religion. They cringe at it as if they’ve been stabbed in...

The Wombats Rock the O.C.

It was 11 p.m., and the crowd was getting restless. The fact that there must have been close to 200 of us in a...

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