Ben Ritter

Outgoing Editors Say Goodbye to UCI and the New U. (EIC)

First of all, let me say that Dining Services should switch to cage-free eggs for a number of ethical and environmental reasons. So now then

Coachella ’07: Part 3

Lily Allen Lily Allen is a foul-mouthed misandrist pop starlet from the United Kingdom whose only hit on this side of the Atlantic, 'Smile,' was...

Deal With Racism, Don’t Cover It Up

If there's one thing Americans love, it's saccharine stories about underdog sports teams overcoming adversity to earn respect on and off the field. When these...

UCI Students Escape RIAA Lawsuits

LAW: Students may be safe from the RIAA for now, but the school may be subpoenaed for Internet records.

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God Don't Make No Trash

Does Society Really Need Sports? No.

Only a moron could say, 'Only a moron couldn't find something to love about the fantastic world of sports.

New University Oscar Predictions: Best Picture

'Babel'

‘Jaded’ Magazine Plans to Fold

MEDIA: Senior editors will host workshops to train students to get involved in alternative media.

New University Oscar Predictions: Best Adapted Screenplay

'The Departed'

Wouldn’t It Be Nice If He Were Younger

The influence of The Beach Boys' 1966 album 'Pet Sounds' on the history of rock music is undeniable. Paul McCartney called it 'a total,...

National Flag Disposal Secrets ‘They’ Don’t Want You to Know About

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Shana Lutker’s Bizarre ‘Illusion’

Go to the Langson Library and sit down at a computer. Use the online card catalog to find between two and six book titles...

A New Vegan Restaurant in UTC

The recently opened Veggie Grill is not the first vegan restaurant in Orange County (a quick Internet search yields at least seven such establishments),...

Nintendo Wii: Top Three Launch Titles

While national headlines told of video game fans being robbed, shot, stabbed, trampled and beaten by police while trying to get their hands on...