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Strumming Your Way Into Her Pants This Valentine’s Day

Valentine's Day is fast approaching, not to be confused with Steak and Blow Job Day, which is March 14. I don't need to remind you guys about that one

Fun for All Ages at Albertson’s

I'm miffed by fellow Anteaters who gripe in ultrasonic frequencies about the alleged lack of things to do in Irvine. It's not that it's boring here. R

You Pick: IAC’s Tyranny or a War on Rats?

It's the start of a fresh quarter, and you know what that means: You have a clean academic slate, so it's time to set worthy goals, such as learning t

10 (or three) Easy Parking Solutions for UCI

Today we discuss 10 Easy Parking Solutions for UCI. If there's one thing that unites all Anteaters, it's the assurance that not a single one of us wi

Fight to Take Back UCI from Campus Rabbits

We're losing the battle for UCI. To the rabbits, I mean.

The Old Tale of Defenseless Man vs. Toilet

I don't know about you, but I'm feeling remarkably suave and sophisticated as I sit purposefully before my keyboard. So today's topic will be overflow

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